The whole thing, precisely.
Every rule here is implemented in files served unminified from this origin, and every number on this site is read at the moment you load the page.
A thousand callers, derived from a thousand integers.
There is no art server and no metadata folder. A caller's face is a pure function of its index against a fixed collection seed, drawn on a 16 × 16 grid in the browser. Its mandate is a point in a 50 × 10 × 2 lattice — fifty assets, ten rungs, two postures, exactly one thousand cells — walked with a stride coprime to 1,000.
The stride shares no factor with 1,000, so the walk visits every cell exactly once. Nobody had to choose anything. Read the file.
Ten rungs, anchored to a day that is over.
Each asset has a permanent ladder of ten prices, from an eighth of its anchor to eight times it, spaced evenly in logs. The anchor is that asset's price on the day the roster was cast, frozen in the file. A caller's price was never derived from today's price, which is why it cannot drift with it.
Four numbers, no discretion.
A caller cannot hedge, resize, average in or explain itself afterwards. It has a price, a direction it is allowed to take, a distance it needs before it will speak, and a volume floor under which it says nothing at all.
One line, signed by you, readable without this site.
The memo rides on a zero-lamport transfer to one address. Nothing is paid to anyone — the transfer exists so the address is part of the transaction and the memo turns up in its signature history. Rebuilding every call ever signed is one getSignaturesForAddress call against that address.
The only score there is.
Positive means the market has closed some of the gap since the first signed call. Negative means it has walked away. There is no expiry, no resolution and no winner — a caller that is wrong today is still saying the same thing tomorrow.
One transaction, one unit, no authority left behind.
A caller mints as a token-2022 NFT with its metadata written into the mint account itself — no Metaplex program, no collection authority, nothing for us to hold. The mint address is derived from your wallet and the caller's index, so a wallet has exactly one possible address per caller and cannot mint the same caller twice.
All of it in one transaction, so there is no half-minted state. You pay account rent to the network and the network fee. Nothing reaches us: there is no mint price and no treasury in this project.
What this cannot do.
| One price source | Prices and volumes come from a single public market API, cached at the edge for a minute. If it is wrong, this site is wrong with it — and if it cannot be read, the tape says so instead of showing a stale number. |
| Anchors are a snapshot | Every ladder is anchored to one day's prices. An asset that has moved two orders of magnitude since will have most of its rungs stranded on one side. That is visible, not hidden. |
| Drift needs a signature | A caller with no signed call has no score, however right it looks. Nobody is obliged to sign one. |
| Fifty assets, forever | The universe is fixed in the file. New assets would be a new roster, not an edit to this one. |
| Not advice | A caller is a rule, not an analyst. Most of them are absurd on purpose, and the absurd ones are the control group. |